Seventeen careers are on file. This one stands 10th in all-time wins at 28-33 across four seasons — champion in 2022, last in 2024 and 2023. 4-1 in the postseason. The file is closed.
Each door opens the full case — the game log, the streaks, the playoff meetings.
| Opponent | Meetings | Record | Playoffs | Last met | Standing |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scott | 7 | 5-2 | 1-1 | 2024 | owned |
| Evan | 6 | 4-2 | — | 2024 | contested |
| Ronnie | 6 | 2-4 | — | 2024 | dropped the last 3 |
| Talbot | 6 | 2-4 | — | 2024 | dropped the last 3 |
| Justin | 5 | 3-2 | 1-0 | 2024 | contested |
| Larry | 5 | 3-2 | — | 2024 | contested |
| AJ | 5 | 1-4 | — | 2024 | in arrears |
| Brendan | 4 | 2-2 | 1-0 | 2022 | dead even |
| Ryan | 4 | 2-2 | — | 2024 | dead even |
| Jordan | 4 | 1-3 | — | 2024 | contested |
| JD | 3 | 0-3 | — | 2024 | swept, the wrong way |
| Dodson | 2 | 2-0 | 1-0 | 2022 | contested |
| Joe | 2 | 1-1 | — | 2023 | dead even |
| James | 1 | 0-1 | — | 2024 | contested |
| Nick | 1 | 0-1 | — | 2021 | contested |
Computed from 61 of the League’s 445 recorded games, 2021–2024, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner