| Finish | Seat | Seed | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Tim | 4 | 9-5 | 1,481.98 |
| 2nd | Justin | 3 | 9-5 | 1,749.50 |
| 3rd | Larry | 2 | 10-4 | 1,577.88 |
| 4th | Scott | 1 | 10-4 | 1,603.14 |
| 5th | AJ | 6 | 7-7 | 1,662.38 |
| 6th | Dodson | 5 | 8-6 | 1,414.06 |
| 7th | Talbot | 7 | 7-7 | 1,595.90 |
| 8th | Brendan | 8 | 7-7 | 1,519.52 |
| 9th | Evan | 9 | 6-8 | 1,391.48 |
| 10th | Jordan | 10 | 5-9 | 1,399.88 |
| 11th | Ronnie | 11 | 4-10 | 1,387.44 |
| 12th | Ryan | 12 | 2-12 | 1,252.06 |
The dagger marks the seat lost. Records are the regular season’s, as the league keeps them.
| Round | Pick | Seat | Player | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Jordan | Jonathan Taylor | |
| 1 | 2 | Scott | Christian McCaffrey | |
| 1 | 3 | Justin | Derrick Henry | |
| 1 | 4 | Tim | Austin Ekeler | |
| 1 | 5 | Larry | Dalvin Cook | |
| 1 | 6 | Evan | Joe Mixon | |
| 1 | 7 | Brendan | Justin Jefferson | |
| 1 | 8 | Ryan | Najee Harris | |
| 1 | 9 | AJ | Aaron Jones | |
| 1 | 10 | Ronnie | Nick Chubb | |
| 1 | 11 | Dodson | Alvin Kamara | |
| 1 | 12 | Talbot | D'Andre Swift | |
| 2 | 1 | Talbot | Saquon Barkley | |
| 2 | 2 | Dodson | Mark Andrews | |
| 2 | 3 | Ronnie | Stefon Diggs | |
| 2 | 4 | AJ | Davante Adams | |
| 2 | 5 | Ryan | CeeDee Lamb | |
| 2 | 6 | Brendan | A.J. Brown | |
| 2 | 7 | Evan | Ezekiel Elliott | |
| 2 | 8 | Larry | James Conner | |
| 2 | 9 | Tim | Travis Kelce | |
| 2 | 10 | Justin | Tyreek Hill | |
| 2 | 11 | Scott | Courtland Sutton | |
| 2 | 12 | Jordan | Kyle Pitts | |
| 3 | 1 | Jordan | Justin Herbert | |
| 3 | 2 | Scott | Breece Hall | |
| 3 | 3 | Justin | Josh Allen | |
| 3 | 4 | Tim | Mike Evans | |
| 3 | 5 | Larry | David Montgomery | |
| 3 | 6 | Evan | Keenan Allen | |
| 3 | 7 | Brendan | Javonte Williams | Keeper |
| 3 | 8 | Ryan | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | |
| 3 | 9 | AJ | Lamar Jackson | |
| 3 | 10 | Talbot | D.J. Moore | via Ronnie |
| 3 | 11 | Dodson | Tee Higgins | Keeper |
| 3 | 12 | Talbot | Josh Jacobs | |
| 4 | 1 | Talbot | Patrick Mahomes | |
| 4 | 2 | Dodson | Cooper Kupp | Keeper |
| 4 | 3 | Ronnie | Deebo Samuel | Keeper |
| 4 | 4 | AJ | Dameon Pierce | |
| 4 | 5 | Ryan | Allen Robinson II | |
| 4 | 6 | Brendan | AJ Dillon | |
| 4 | 7 | Evan | Brandin Cooks | |
| 4 | 8 | Larry | Kyler Murray | |
| 4 | 9 | Tim | Matthew Stafford | |
| 4 | 10 | Justin | Chase Edmonds | |
| 4 | 11 | Scott | Gabriel Davis | |
| 4 | 12 | Jordan | George Kittle | |
| 5 | 1 | Jordan | Michael Thomas | |
| 5 | 2 | Scott | JuJu Smith-Schuster | |
| 5 | 3 | Justin | Chris Godwin | |
| 5 | 4 | Tim | Terry McLaurin | |
| 5 | 5 | Larry | DK Metcalf | |
| 5 | 6 | Evan | Jerry Jeudy | Keeper |
| 5 | 7 | Brendan | Antonio Gibson | |
| 5 | 8 | Ryan | Darnell Mooney | |
| 5 | 9 | AJ | Kareem Hunt | |
| 5 | 10 | Ronnie | Damien Harris | |
| 5 | 11 | Dodson | Cordarrelle Patterson | |
| 5 | 12 | Talbot | Adam Thielen | |
| 6 | 1 | Talbot | Allen Lazard | |
| 6 | 2 | Dodson | Miles Sanders | |
| 6 | 3 | Ronnie | Russell Wilson | |
| 6 | 4 | AJ | Amari Cooper | |
| 6 | 5 | Ryan | Jalen Hurts | Keeper |
| 6 | 6 | Brendan | Mike Williams | Keeper |
| 6 | 7 | Evan | Rhamondre Stevenson | |
| 6 | 8 | Larry | Ja'Marr Chase | Keeper |
| 6 | 9 | Tim | Leonard Fournette | Keeper |
| 6 | 10 | Justin | Darren Waller | |
| 6 | 11 | Scott | Joe Burrow | |
| 6 | 12 | Jordan | Kenneth Gainwell | |
| 7 | 1 | Jordan | DeAndre Hopkins | |
| 7 | 2 | Scott | Jaylen Waddle | Keeper |
| 7 | 3 | Justin | Christian Kirk | |
| 7 | 4 | Tim | Devin Singletary | |
| 7 | 5 | Larry | Dallas Goedert | |
| 7 | 6 | Evan | Trey Lance | |
| 7 | 7 | Brendan | Hunter Renfrow | |
| 7 | 8 | Ryan | DeVonta Smith | |
| 7 | 9 | AJ | Darrell Henderson Jr. | |
| 7 | 10 | Ronnie | Kadarius Toney | |
| 7 | 11 | Dodson | James Cook | |
| 7 | 12 | Talbot | Dawson Knox | |
| 8 | 1 | Talbot | Melvin Gordon III | |
| 8 | 2 | Dodson | Aaron Rodgers | |
| 8 | 3 | Ronnie | Irv Smith | |
| 8 | 4 | AJ | Marquise Brown | Keeper |
| 8 | 5 | Ryan | Hunter Henry | |
| 8 | 6 | Brendan | Tom Brady | |
| 8 | 7 | Evan | T.J. Hockenson | |
| 8 | 8 | Larry | Tony Pollard | Keeper |
| 8 | 9 | Tim | Diontae Johnson | |
| 8 | 10 | Justin | Kenneth Walker III | |
| 8 | 11 | Scott | Cole Kmet | |
| 8 | 12 | Jordan | Chase Claypool | |
| 9 | 1 | Jordan | Tyler Lockett | |
| 9 | 2 | Scott | Chris Olave | |
| 9 | 3 | Justin | Tyler Allgeier | |
| 9 | 4 | Tim | Zach Ertz | |
| 9 | 5 | Larry | Drake London | |
| 9 | 6 | Evan | Robert Woods | |
| 9 | 7 | Brendan | Brandon Aiyuk | |
| 9 | 8 | Ryan | James Robinson | |
| 9 | 9 | AJ | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | |
| 9 | 10 | Ronnie | George Pickens | |
| 9 | 11 | Dodson | Romeo Doubs | |
| 9 | 12 | Talbot | DeVante Parker | |
| 10 | 1 | Talbot | Nyheim Hines | |
| 10 | 2 | Dodson | Skyy Moore | |
| 10 | 3 | Ronnie | Michael Carter | |
| 10 | 4 | AJ | Raheem Mostert | |
| 10 | 5 | Ryan | Alexander Mattison | |
| 10 | 6 | Brendan | Jamaal Williams | |
| 10 | 7 | Evan | Isiah Pacheco | |
| 10 | 8 | Larry | Treylon Burks | |
| 10 | 9 | Tim | Tua Tagovailoa | |
| 10 | 10 | Justin | Michael Pittman | Keeper |
| 10 | 11 | Scott | D'Onta Foreman | |
| 10 | 12 | Jordan | Jerick McKinnon | |
| 11 | 1 | Jordan | Joshua Palmer | |
| 11 | 2 | Scott | San Francisco 49ers | |
| 11 | 3 | Justin | Buffalo Bills | |
| 11 | 4 | Tim | Los Angeles Rams | |
| 11 | 5 | Larry | Julio Jones | |
| 11 | 6 | Evan | Dak Prescott | |
| 11 | 7 | Brendan | Robert Tonyan | |
| 11 | 8 | Ryan | Mike Davis | |
| 11 | 9 | AJ | Pat Freiermuth | |
| 11 | 10 | Ronnie | Isaiah Likely | |
| 11 | 11 | Dodson | J.D. McKissic | |
| 11 | 12 | Talbot | Baltimore Ravens | |
| 12 | 1 | Talbot | Rashod Bateman | Keeper |
| 12 | 2 | Dodson | Taysom Hill | |
| 12 | 3 | Ronnie | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | |
| 12 | 4 | AJ | Dallas Cowboys | |
| 12 | 5 | Ryan | Mecole Hardman | |
| 12 | 6 | Brendan | Derek Carr | |
| 12 | 7 | Evan | New Orleans Saints | |
| 12 | 8 | Larry | Khalil Herbert | |
| 12 | 9 | Tim | Isaiah McKenzie | |
| 12 | 10 | Justin | Rashaad Penny | Keeper |
| 12 | 11 | Scott | Rondale Moore | |
| 12 | 12 | Jordan | Travis Etienne | Keeper |
| 13 | 1 | Jordan | Carolina Panthers | |
| 13 | 2 | Scott | Garrett Wilson | |
| 13 | 3 | Tim | Green Bay Packers | via Justin |
| 13 | 4 | Tim | Jarvis Landry | |
| 13 | 5 | Larry | Indianapolis Colts | |
| 13 | 6 | Evan | Michael Gallup | |
| 13 | 7 | Brendan | Russell Gage | |
| 13 | 8 | Ryan | Tyler Boyd | |
| 13 | 9 | AJ | Brian Robinson | |
| 13 | 10 | Ronnie | Kendrick Bourne | |
| 13 | 11 | Dodson | Los Angeles Chargers | |
| 13 | 12 | Talbot | Kirk Cousins | |
| 14 | 1 | Talbot | J.K. Dobbins | Keeper |
| 14 | 2 | Dodson | Trevor Lawrence | |
| 14 | 3 | Ronnie | Cam Akers | Keeper |
| 14 | 4 | AJ | Dalton Schultz | Keeper |
| 14 | 5 | Ryan | D. Williams | Keeper · Initial only on source sheet |
| 14 | 6 | Brendan | Eno Benjamin | |
| 14 | 7 | Evan | Mark Ingram II | |
| 14 | 8 | Larry | Christian Watson | |
| 14 | 9 | Tim | Elijah Moore | Keeper |
| 14 | 10 | Justin | Matt Ryan | |
| 14 | 11 | Scott | Elijah Mitchell | Keeper |
| 14 | 12 | Jordan | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Keeper |
| 15 | 1 | Jordan | Mike Gesicki | |
| 15 | 2 | Scott | Zamir White | |
| 15 | 3 | Justin | Jameson Williams | |
| 15 | 4 | Justin | Hayden Hurst | via Tim |
| 15 | 5 | Larry | Gus Edwards | |
| 15 | 6 | Evan | David Njoku | |
| 15 | 7 | Brendan | Miami Dolphins | |
| 15 | 8 | Ryan | Minnesota Vikings | |
| 15 | 9 | AJ | Jalen Tolbert | |
| 15 | 10 | Ronnie | Marcus Mariota | |
| 15 | 11 | Dodson | Robbie Chosen | |
| 15 | 12 | Ronnie | Kenyan Drake | via Talbot |
The commissioner’s own record, not ESPN’s — the keepers marked, the traded picks traced to whose slot they were.
Computed from 89 of the League’s 445 recorded games, 2022, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner