| Finish | Seat | Seed | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Justin | 6 | 7-7 | 1,701.98 |
| 2nd | Scott | 1 | 11-3 | 1,800.36 |
| 3rd | Tim | 4 | 9-5 | 1,580.72 |
| 4th | Nick | 2 | 10-4 | 1,697.78 |
| 5th | Ronnie | 3 | 10-4 | 1,672.52 |
| 6th | Brendan | 5 | 8-6 | 1,572.40 |
| 7th | Evan | 7 | 6-8 | 1,554.90 |
| 8th | AJ | 8 | 5-9 | 1,459.88 |
| 9th | Ryan | 9 | 5-9 | 1,435.24 |
| 10th | Jordan | 10 | 5-9 | 1,389.86 |
| 11th | Larry | 11 | 4-10 | 1,451.92 |
| 12th | Talbot | 12 | 4-10 | 1,278.56 |
The dagger marks the seat lost. Records are the regular season’s, as the league keeps them.
| Round | Pick | Seat | Player | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Tim | Derrick Henry | |
| 1 | 2 | Talbot | Christian McCaffrey | |
| 1 | 3 | Ryan | Dalvin Cook | |
| 1 | 4 | Brendan | Alvin Kamara | |
| 1 | 5 | Larry | Ezekiel Elliott | |
| 1 | 6 | Justin | Aaron Jones | |
| 1 | 7 | Jordan | Nick Chubb | |
| 1 | 8 | AJ | Saquon Barkley | |
| 1 | 9 | Scott | Jonathan Taylor | |
| 1 | 10 | Nick | Antonio Gibson | |
| 1 | 11 | Ronnie | Najee Harris | |
| 1 | 12 | Evan | Tyreek Hill | |
| 2 | 1 | Evan | Austin Ekeler | |
| 2 | 2 | Ronnie | DeAndre Hopkins | |
| 2 | 3 | Nick | Travis Kelce | |
| 2 | 4 | Scott | Stefon Diggs | |
| 2 | 5 | AJ | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | |
| 2 | 6 | Jordan | Darren Waller | |
| 2 | 7 | Justin | Joe Mixon | |
| 2 | 8 | Larry | Chris Carson | |
| 2 | 9 | Brendan | Davante Adams | |
| 2 | 10 | Ryan | Calvin Ridley | |
| 2 | 11 | Talbot | DK Metcalf | |
| 2 | 12 | Tim | Justin Jefferson | |
| 3 | 1 | Tim | Patrick Mahomes | |
| 3 | 2 | Talbot | Gus Edwards | |
| 3 | 3 | Ryan | Terry McLaurin | |
| 3 | 4 | Brendan | George Kittle | |
| 3 | 5 | Larry | Lamar Jackson | |
| 3 | 6 | Justin | A.J. Brown | |
| 3 | 7 | Jordan | Mike Davis | |
| 3 | 8 | AJ | CeeDee Lamb | |
| 3 | 9 | Scott | James Robinson | |
| 3 | 10 | Nick | Josh Jacobs | |
| 3 | 11 | Ronnie | Miles Sanders | |
| 3 | 12 | Evan | David Montgomery | |
| 4 | 1 | Evan | Mike Evans | |
| 4 | 2 | Ronnie | Mark Andrews | |
| 4 | 3 | Nick | Kyler Murray | |
| 4 | 4 | Scott | Kyle Pitts | |
| 4 | 5 | AJ | Dak Prescott | |
| 4 | 6 | Jordan | Chris Godwin | |
| 4 | 7 | Justin | Keenan Allen | |
| 4 | 8 | Larry | Amari Cooper | |
| 4 | 9 | Brendan | Allen Robinson II | |
| 4 | 10 | Ryan | Kareem Hunt | |
| 4 | 11 | Talbot | D'Andre Swift | |
| 4 | 12 | Tim | Julio Jones | |
| 5 | 1 | Tim | Mike Gesicki | |
| 5 | 2 | Talbot | Adam Thielen | |
| 5 | 3 | Ryan | Josh Allen | |
| 5 | 4 | Brendan | Javonte Williams | |
| 5 | 5 | Larry | Damien Harris | |
| 5 | 6 | Justin | Robert Woods | |
| 5 | 7 | Jordan | DJ Moore | |
| 5 | 8 | AJ | Tyler Lockett | |
| 5 | 9 | Scott | Justin Herbert | |
| 5 | 10 | Nick | Tee Higgins | |
| 5 | 11 | Ronnie | Tom Brady | |
| 5 | 12 | Evan | Diontae Johnson | |
| 6 | 1 | Evan | T.J. Hockenson | |
| 6 | 2 | Ronnie | Deebo Samuel | |
| 6 | 3 | Nick | Cooper Kupp | |
| 6 | 4 | Scott | Chase Claypool | |
| 6 | 5 | AJ | Myles Gaskin | |
| 6 | 6 | Jordan | Russell Wilson | |
| 6 | 7 | Justin | Aaron Rodgers | |
| 6 | 8 | Larry | Odell Beckham Jr. | |
| 6 | 9 | Brendan | Darrell Henderson Jr. | |
| 6 | 10 | Ryan | Raheem Mostert | |
| 6 | 11 | Talbot | Ryan Tannehill | |
| 6 | 12 | Tim | Matthew Stafford | |
| 7 | 1 | Tim | Ronald Jones II | |
| 7 | 2 | Talbot | Brandon Aiyuk | |
| 7 | 3 | Ryan | Noah Fant | |
| 7 | 4 | Brendan | Joe Burrow | |
| 7 | 5 | Larry | Kenny Golladay | |
| 7 | 6 | Justin | Chase Edmonds | |
| 7 | 7 | Jordan | Courtland Sutton | |
| 7 | 8 | AJ | Robert Tonyan | |
| 7 | 9 | Scott | Robby Anderson | |
| 7 | 10 | Nick | JuJu Smith-Schuster | |
| 7 | 11 | Ronnie | Sony Michel | |
| 7 | 12 | Evan | Jerry Jeudy | |
| 8 | 1 | Evan | Michael Carter | |
| 8 | 2 | Ronnie | Tyler Boyd | |
| 8 | 3 | Nick | Melvin Gordon III | |
| 8 | 4 | Scott | James Conner | |
| 8 | 5 | AJ | DeVonta Smith | |
| 8 | 6 | Jordan | Trey Sermon | |
| 8 | 7 | Justin | Laviska Shenault Jr. | |
| 8 | 8 | Larry | Ja'Marr Chase | |
| 8 | 9 | Brendan | Mike Williams | |
| 8 | 10 | Ryan | Jalen Hurts | |
| 8 | 11 | Talbot | Zack Moss | |
| 8 | 12 | Tim | Leonard Fournette | |
| 9 | 1 | Tim | Brandin Cooks | |
| 9 | 2 | Talbot | Tyler Higbee | |
| 9 | 3 | Ryan | DJ Chark Jr. | |
| 9 | 4 | Brendan | Michael Thomas | |
| 9 | 5 | Larry | Logan Thomas | |
| 9 | 6 | Justin | AJ Dillon | |
| 9 | 7 | Jordan | Marquez Callaway | |
| 9 | 8 | AJ | Michael Gallup | |
| 9 | 9 | Scott | Jaylen Waddle | |
| 9 | 10 | Nick | Jarvis Landry | |
| 9 | 11 | Ronnie | Jonnu Smith | |
| 9 | 12 | Evan | Matt Ryan | |
| 10 | 1 | Evan | Antonio Brown | |
| 10 | 2 | Ronnie | Corey Davis | |
| 10 | 3 | Nick | Kenyan Drake | |
| 10 | 4 | Scott | Buccaneers D/ST | |
| 10 | 5 | AJ | Marquise Brown | |
| 10 | 6 | Jordan | Rams D/ST | |
| 10 | 7 | Justin | Dallas Goedert | |
| 10 | 8 | Larry | Tony Pollard | |
| 10 | 9 | Brendan | Marvin Jones Jr. | |
| 10 | 10 | Ryan | Alexander Mattison | |
| 10 | 11 | Talbot | Ravens D/ST | |
| 10 | 12 | Tim | Steelers D/ST | |
| 11 | 1 | Tim | Devin Singletary | |
| 11 | 2 | Talbot | William Fuller V | |
| 11 | 3 | Ryan | DeVante Parker | |
| 11 | 4 | Brendan | Latavius Murray | |
| 11 | 5 | Larry | Commanders D/ST | |
| 11 | 6 | Justin | 49ers D/ST | |
| 11 | 7 | Jordan | Rob Gronkowski | |
| 11 | 8 | AJ | Baker Mayfield | |
| 11 | 9 | Scott | Darnell Mooney | |
| 11 | 10 | Nick | Patriots D/ST | |
| 11 | 11 | Ronnie | James White | |
| 11 | 12 | Evan | David Johnson | |
| 12 | 1 | Evan | Curtis Samuel | |
| 12 | 2 | Ronnie | Bills D/ST | |
| 12 | 3 | Nick | Nelson Agholor | |
| 12 | 4 | Scott | Jamaal Williams | |
| 12 | 5 | AJ | Colts D/ST | |
| 12 | 6 | Jordan | T.Y. Hilton | |
| 12 | 7 | Justin | Trevor Lawrence | |
| 12 | 8 | Larry | Michael Pittman Jr. | |
| 12 | 9 | Brendan | Henry Ruggs III | |
| 12 | 10 | Ryan | Jakobi Meyers | |
| 12 | 11 | Talbot | Hunter Henry | |
| 12 | 12 | Tim | Allen Lazard | |
| 13 | 1 | Tim | Evan Engram | |
| 13 | 2 | Talbot | Nyheim Hines | |
| 13 | 3 | Ryan | Phillip Lindsay | |
| 13 | 4 | Brendan | Mac Jones | |
| 13 | 5 | Larry | Rhamondre Stevenson | |
| 13 | 6 | Justin | Ty'Son Williams | |
| 13 | 7 | Jordan | A.J. Green | |
| 13 | 8 | AJ | Blake Jarwin | |
| 13 | 9 | Scott | Russell Gage | |
| 13 | 10 | Nick | Cole Beasley | |
| 13 | 11 | Ronnie | Mecole Hardman | |
| 13 | 12 | Evan | Tevin Coleman | |
| 14 | 1 | Evan | Chiefs D/ST | |
| 14 | 2 | Ronnie | Rashaad Penny | |
| 14 | 3 | Nick | Eric Ebron | |
| 14 | 4 | Scott | Trey Lance | |
| 14 | 5 | AJ | J.D. McKissic | |
| 14 | 6 | Jordan | Travis Etienne Jr. | |
| 14 | 7 | Justin | Bryan Edwards | |
| 14 | 8 | Larry | Sammy Watkins | |
| 14 | 9 | Brendan | Saints D/ST | |
| 14 | 10 | Ryan | Browns D/ST | |
| 14 | 11 | Talbot | Rashod Bateman | |
| 14 | 12 | Tim | DeSean Jackson |
The commissioner’s own record, not ESPN’s — the keepers marked, the traded picks traced to whose slot they were.
Computed from 89 of the League’s 445 recorded games, 2021, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner